Still swimming through time...

awww.

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:30:45 GMT

also, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE PROFILES??

you two, stop being cute.

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 19:20:19 GMT

i have a soft spot for these two.
CUTENESS OVERLOAD.

Euro 08

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 02:54:39 GMT

THE TURKISH

NATIONAL

TEAM IS

FIERCE!

Sat, 14 Jun 2008 21:28:20 GMT

DEAR MEXICO NATIONAL TEAM,

Please stop being so cute, hot, and silly. AND GET AN EFFECTIVE TEAM.

with much love,

Magda.

In all seriousness though, I love my National team but it hurts that the team has so many sucky players who do not deserve to wear the jersey.

jose's press conference//chelsea statement

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 18:59:10 GMT

Your command of Italian has surprised us. Have you been studying Italian for long?
"I understand your question well. You want to know when Inter contacted me for the first time. I think the truth is important and the truth is that the first time Inter spoke to me was the day after they lost the second match against Liverpool (on March 11).

I started to learn Italian then, but it is easy - I only have problems with the temporal verbs, but the words come easy."

However, Mourinho admitted there was another reason for him becoming so fluent.

"I am very intelligent," he said.
i'm so glad he's back, even if it's with another team. silly jose, his quotes make my day a bit brighter.

Contrary to reports Chelsea Football Club has not reached agreement with any individual to become manager, nor have we sought permission from any organisation to talk to their manager. We are extremely happy with how our search is progressing.

they better be progressing.

the names that i have heard linked with chelsea are

Mark Hughes(isn't he talking with Manchester City?), Roberto Mancini, Guus Hiddink, Frank Rijkaard, Luiz Felipe Scolari, Didier Deschamps and Sven Goran Eriksson( this one I highly doubt it, since he is in serious talks with the FEMEXFUT; which means he might become that Mexico NT manager.)

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 04:08:57 GMT

PICSPAM!
do not hotlink
credit: yahoo news, getty images.

Let's start off with some good news...
SANTOS ES CAMPEON!
it feels good to win, these babies won it after those rough days ~~(which we shall not remember)~~
I have to admit that the games was a bit slow but still okay.

I wish he would have scored, I wanted to see him dancing.

Arce scored on the first leg.

Oswaldo getting abused.

"Is that going in?"

YES!

Hachita, you might not run a lot but you do treat the ball so well

:D

Daniel Mocoso Guzman kissing the trophy.

i love these two.

and we are the chamipions.....That's the song they actually put on.

Oswaldo's creepy faces are fantastic.

it seems like benitez is holding an invisible trophy. and on the other hand oswaldo is probably checking on the trophy.

GUTI ESTRADA!
I think he is fantastic players who should be called up to play with the Mexico NT.
Also they asked him what was written on his number four and he said, "The names of my family members. Even of my future daughter." So the interviewer obviously asked him what was going to be the girl's name to which he, Ivan "Guti" Estrada, answered "IVANA"
OH GUTI YOU ARE SO FUNNY. But seriously what is he thinking.

Lift it Arce, lift it.

It's a bit weird to see Ludueña's skin. hahah.

lovely sight.

Yesterday I watched the Canada vs Brazil game, which by they was played on Seattle.
Anyways here are some pictures I found.
Okay so I don't even like Pato but! Marcelo is adorable.
Also they are about the same age and seeing them together is all kinds of cute.

I think I might be developing a bit of a crush on Marcelo.

they sent robinho to check on the young padawans.

Diego seems to be falling asleep.

I love all these brazilians, i really do. ~~Yes even Alves.~~

I got all those picture at this post. ( go there if you wish to see more cuteness.)

now some picture from the game

dunga is cordially invited to pay me a visit.

as you might have noticed, Diego was sporting the caveman look.

that's okay because he scored.

Luis Fabiano scored

therefore he danced.

Robinho also scored, saving Brazil's ass from drawing with Canada. ~~YES I'M USING THE SAME ONE BECAUSE THEY LOOK WAY TOO CUTE TO JUST USE IT ONCE.~~

Because of my two favorite Portuguese defenders I have been stalking Portugal.
~~if it wasn't because of Ronaldo I would most likely blatantly support Portugal in the Euro.~~

RICCY, I want to be your best friend and protect you from Didi's fashion comments.

because he looks very good in everything.
Also his silly face is very funny.

Riccy shouldn't be touching Nani.

but then again his running partner is Ronaldo.

Riccy is hanging out with Ronaldo so that he can get pictures taken of him. Good thinking.

Riccy is not amused.

yes! leave him behind

invisible ass grab.
riccy is, once again, not amused.

riccy, seriously why do you have to always be with him?

i think this is one of the only ones I got of him all by himself.

i love you bb.

ferreira, you too?

now, he rather hang out with nani. what a change.

no wonder....

()

just because.

next time i might do a picspam of the chelsea boys from France

Fri, 23 May 2008 21:08:07 GMT

Omar Bravo signed with Depor for three years.

Okay if anyone remembers my Mexico NT picspams, you might remember that Omar was such slut with Andres Guardado ~~and~~ ~~everyone else.~~ Am I the only one thinking "SLASH" here, because really, this really calls for it.

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 20:04:54 GMT

MARRY ME, DIDIER

Chelsea 2- Arsenal 1

LOL

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 04:53:50 GMT

So today Futbol Picante (an espn football show) talked about how horribly mexico played on sunday. They also had a poll about who should take on charge as manager of the Mexico National Team if Hugol gets fired.

Here's the actual poll

JOSE IS WINNING WTF! hahaha
I really don't know if i want mourihno on charge of my national team. ~~i think i wouldn't mind,i have become used to his presence. On the other hand he has only managed teams in europe, and the y play a bit different from the way football is played in mexico.~~ Also HOW DO THEY THINK THEY CAN PAY THE SPECIAL ONE!?
THIS IS LOLZ WORTHY IMAGINE MOURINHO WITH THE MEXICO NATIONAL TEAM AT HIS SIDE.

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 06:12:14 GMT

NEW CHELSEA OTP!?

ballack likes his paulo.
just look at the smile!

I HADN'T SEEN PAULO SMILING LIKE THAT FOR A WHILE.

I need to find more pictorial evidence, and then someone should start writing about them.

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:30:30 GMT

REASON #1 I WOULD LOVE TO PLAY FOR BRAZIL WITH THE BRAZILIAN ~~KIDS~~ MEN.
~~completely ignores watermark.~~
I JUST WANT TO PARTAAAY WITH THEM.
now i shall go to sleep and tomorrow i'll explain why i am still awake at 2:36 A.M. on school night :D

Wed, 20 Feb 2008 05:31:26 GMT

Well, that was fast.
By the way, Mexico u-23 won against Chile today; 2-0.

Fri, 28 Dec 2007 07:33:52 GMT

i haven't done a picspam in a while arghhiodsjgksjglksjldkjgdwtf why?
since i'm bored & i was looking at pictures of chelsea training. this picspam a ~~short picspam~~ will be about them (though there is some werder bremen and even valencia)

YOU.
come here and look at this.

let's start with this man whose mere image scare the shit out me. making face? tyring to be jose? what? what?

so terry, that's rather, um, provocative?

me wants to see carlo! stupidwatermark!

i kind of wonder what are they talking about.

ricardo! 8D

sheva what exactly on earth are you on?

and so he enjoys looking gay.

drogba is a silly man.

okay so technically they aren't training BUT they are watching the gross american football dudes training. and if i might say so myself they are looking extremely good at it.

joe get down!

everyone! listen to drogba. while claude is getting molested by jt.

now it's your turn.

just you know, flicking ben-haim's ears.

: O! isn't this guy the new dutch coach? seems to be getting along with the lads.

awww, i love this one.

haha claude's expression is just amazing.

claude is getting attacked.

: D

i, pretty much, am in love with this picture.

OHH, BABY COME BACK! i miss him, a lot.

RANDOM VALENCIA & WERDER BREMEN TRAINING PICTURES:

so this one is completely random. showing off his attributes, that silly drogba.

i swear that the only man that can pull off earings in my opinion is david villa.

WHAT THE HECK WITH SILVA'S CALVES!?

O______________________________________________________________________________O
torsten, my dear.

but only this man makes me feel weak.

it looks like schaaf is trying to hold hands with frank.

my cable service went whack! so i haven't watched tv for quite a while now. though i'm not very fond of tv, but i'm indeed fond of football. so no cable=no football=me being miserable just reading how the games went D:

source: getty images.
please do not hotlink!

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 21:30:21 GMT

Temo>Becks.trufax.
I've seen all the games of Chicago Fire this season (because how can I not when temo is in the team) and I must say I have converted into a fan even though I'm ashamed to say it because i kinda of hate the MLS.But whateva! I don't care what anybody says about them and that Barrett doesn't know how to score a fucking goal.

also, I kinda of wanted Temo to hit "accidentally" Becks, it would have make me very happy.

damn mls.

Sat, 20 Oct 2007 20:50:25 GMT

DUMBLEDORE WAS GAY.
*ohthejoy.*

I love the Mexico NT

Sat, 13 Oct 2007 19:08:40 GMT

Aren't they the cutest things alive?

Thu, 20 Sep 2007 04:21:32 GMT

CHELSEA STATEMENT

Chelsea Football Club and José Mourinho have agreed to part company today (Thursday) by mutual consent.

Goodbye, Jose Mourihno.
You will always be the special one.

Broken Sky.

Sun, 16 Sep 2007 20:04:59 GMT

Doesn't that sound like a beautiful film?
And has anybody seen it?

Mon, 06 Aug 2007 16:59:14 GMT

JOSE, WTF!

I don't even know what he is saying but just look at him ftw!

Tue, 31 Jul 2007 21:23:48 GMT

A David Villa picspam♥
~~because I want to have his babies.~~

Because I have been meaning to make a picspam of him; and somehow he has become part of my top ten favorite footballers. Oh, David, I love you.

Let's start with pictures of his first team Sporting de Gijon.

Why does he looks so cute?

I don't really know why but, he looks really good on this picture.

omg naked!David! *drools*

*jealous of the goalie*

He looks so small.

Then he moved to Real Zaragoza.

~~Someone isn't wearing compression shorts!~~

He is currently playing for Valencia CF! : D
~~which makes me very happy~~.

David is so awesome he is allowed to step/jump on Sergio Ramos.

Fabio Cannavaro & David in the same picture is like heaven..Hi, Iker!

It seems like everyone throws themselves into David ; )

Iker & David, once again, I feel like I'm in heaven.

As I was saying before, since David is so awesome, Terry doesn't even try to get the ball for him.

John Terry & David in the same picture. GUH!!

HE IS TRYING TO RAPE DAVID!!! FTW

It was extremely hard seeing Valencia vs. Chelsea. My heart couldn't just break into two D :

Don't you just love how Juanma keeps talking and David just ignores him♥

~~The other guy is going for the crotch!~~

Everyone wants a piece of him.

~~*dies*~~

I will gladly massage his tights.

~~*drools*~~

I can see his orange compression shorts = D

Oh you do not know how much I would love to hug you.

~~get it, boy! get that ball!~~

.

I must say I love his hair♥

~~He must be a ninja.~~

~~I can see Silva's niple, wtf!~~ Doesn't he look all cute?

no comments.

awwww!

Pablito Aimar & David Villa ♥♥♥♥ *DEAD*

seeing as how David is pulling Albelda's shorts, I would think that Albelda's expression is just like David's or even worse. But to my surprise.....

He seems to enjoying it! I to tell the truth, I am enjoying the view.

Goooool!

damn!watermark!!

threesome?

~~This picture is messing up all my layout, but I don't care : D~~

is it my imagination or Morientes & Silva are fondling David's manboob?

I love this picture♥

♥

~~have my babies.~~

Training with Valencia CF.

~~wtf~~.

~~I want to train with David~~♥

~~This picture makes me want to have a picnic with him~~♥

~~*drools*~~

~~I couldn't help but to look at his legs...or what you can see of them.~~

~~why does he look so good?~~

This picture is all kinds of awesome *dies*

and so is this one, just look at him laughing : D

~~Oh my god! I see Timo! Timo! Timo you need a haircut, now!~~

David on the Spain NT.

8D ILU, David.

~~OMG! Xabi is smiling!!!!~~

~~Is he looking at me?~~

Spain NT is one crazy team.

....

XD

lucky ball.

He is just that awesome.

and hello! compression shorts! ~~ahaha Xabi~~

Training with the Spain NT

~~wtf Xabi!?~~ Seems like the only normal one is, David 8D

someone needs to write some slash of these two.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
And it looks like David is the one who is always bothering Iker. How cute!

Random

~~Lucky lady!!~~

~~*drools all over the keyboard*~~

*drools*

~~nipples~~. *DEAD*

awwwwwwwwww!

~~SLASH!SLASH!SLASH!SLASH!SLASH!SLASH!SLASH!SLASH!~~

~~SLASH!SLASH!SLASH!SLASH!SLASH!SLASH!SLASH!SLASH!~~
~~PLEASE SOMEONE WRITE ABOUT THOSE TWO~~!

THE END
♥♥♥♥♥

THIS PICSPAM IS NOT DIAL-UP FRIENDLY

THERE IS MORE THAN 200 PICTURES.
DO NOT HOTLINK!

Wed, 18 Jul 2007 23:25:24 GMT

Pick three footballers, and I'll tell you who I marry, who I would have a one night stand with and who I push off a cliff.

because everyone seems to be doing it : D

Sun, 15 Jul 2007 01:01:17 GMT

Uruguay vs Mexico!

I love my boys, they make me so happy.
but WTF with Uruguay's players, why were they so aggressive!??

Forlan wanted to literally strangle Pinto!

but let's leave those horrible moments behind and let's talk about how slashy was this game!
The first goal was of Uruguay and was made by Abreu. Then thanks to a penaltie Cuau scored a goal, when celebreting everyone went to hug him and Nery did something that can be qualified as kissing ~~at that moment many of my brain cells died.~~ Then when Omar Bravo scored he ran to the bench and jumped on some old guy that I didn't look at, ~~I was more interested in looking at Omar Bravo's face which looked like he just had had sex.~~ And the whole team, just as they did when Temo scored, ran to where he was just to hug him. What called my attention was Guardado who was almost following him, and when they finally hugged it looked ~~to me~~ like Guardado kissed Omar and in that moment I screamed "OMGTHEYKISSED" and my dad all nonchalantly tells me "you know they are secretly gay" ~~which was a comment I did not expect from my dad.~~
Btw Omar's goal was amazing, I'm proud of the team slut!
The third goal was scored by Guardado and he went to the bench side and jumped on Arce,If you saw the match then I think you might have seen where Arce's hand ended up on! clue: extremely private part that only Omar is allowed to go into ; ) AND THEY DID IT! Omar & Guardado did the same little dance that Omar had done before with Memo ~~which proves my theory about them being gay and being a OT3~~ I squeede so much when they danced, it makes me happy to see one of my OTP being together in a gayish way.I also have to point out that Guardado totally smacked Omar's ass. I was sad that Landin only played like 5 minutes D:

I NEED VIDEOS! I actually want a video the whole game because it was so slashy. But it'll do if it's only of the goals.
If you want to see the goals and the dorky ~~gay~~ celebrations that they did then click here

~~Omar got jealous so he ran as fast as he could to hold his *cough*lover*cough* friend.~~

I'll post more pictures of the actual game later.

I was looking at pictures of the team after the match and Memo ocho exchanged shirts with Omar Bravo ~~guhtheyaresohgoingout~~ somoeone needs to write a fic of those two!

That shirt that he is wearing, that's Omar's! ~~wtf at the security guy.~~

damnwatermark!

And now look ~~Omar & Guardado next to each other like always :D~~ Omar is wearing Memo's shirt!
I am going to die of overload of cuteness!

damn I have to go by when I come back I'll keep on ranting about their gayness.

Wed, 11 Jul 2007 17:55:53 GMT

A match is more important the watching Harry Potter.

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Mon, 25 Jun 2007 02:44:14 GMT

WTF, MEXICO, WTF!
xD
I couldn't even watch the game D :

Fri, 22 Jun 2007 04:42:12 GMT

Mexico is going to the finals of the CONCACAF Gold Cup!

I have to admit that I still don't like the way Mexico is playing but what can I say, I least we made it to the final
Let's just hope that in the next game Mexico will play decently.

That's the team that started the game. But in the second half Guardado (#18) was replaced by Adolfo "Bofo" Bautista.
Torrado (#6) was also replaced by Fernando Arce and Cuauhtémoc Blanco(#10) was replaced by Omar Bravo.
Overall I have to admit that Mexico did a little better, but it was still not good enough D : Mexico can play
so much better, I have no idea what the hell is going through their minds. stupid Hugo Sanchez!!!!!

STUPID WATERMARKS!
The first persons to hug Pavel after he made the goal was Fernando Arce :D

Then everyone else came to hug Pavel ~~I did squee a little when I saw them all being slashy.~~
Jared Borgetti was feeling ignored so he jumped on top of them : D

And then I died when I saw that scene when Borgetti was just kind of embracing whoever was willing to be
embraced by his skinny arms. I hate liking "el tri" so much when I should be mad at them for playing bad in most of their
games .
BTW I can not help to notice one pretty smiling boy named Ricardo Osorio : DDD ILY Osorio.